Matt’s Travel Blog

Getting ready for leaving unless world caves in. I dropped off my passport and payed extra for hyper speed service and 48 pages instead of 24. I got to keep my old one as a relic of my level 1 world quest.

If i fill a 48 page passport in 1 year i will be king of excellent.

I also got a IDP or international drivers permit. I didnt get this last time cause i was lazy. I didn’t really need it in Thailand , but I got busted in Indonesia for not having one. They said i had to go to court which was ludicris, obviously they just wanted me to pay them off.. so i did. Haggeling with a police officer about how much you should pay him off is awesome.

So hopefully i will be driving my way to success in Japan on massive suprebikes that transform. … And they shoot darts!

As for Stephen Harpern… *cough* NAMBLA *cough* .. hahahaha

Thats right. I changed the name of le site du awesomess!! to be a bit more accurate. If I think of something better… yadda yadda .. till then yadda yadda.

Ok so I’m moving to Japan to battle Biotech Godzillamon, Mothra, and possibly tame and ride Hydra.

Depending on which contract i accept I will be living near Ube,Yamaguchi in the southern part or in Utsunomiya, Tochigi north of Tokyo.

All are welcome to come visit if you find yourself out there.

I leave in 3 weeks.

Ok .. so now the plan is to move to Asia and teach and not come back for a few years. After I make said ‘moneys’ I shall travel and do things that are awesome.

Hopefully this plan works out but like I said if not Im just gonna buy a plane ticket and leave anyways. Its just not fun here. Or atleast i’m not haveing much of it. Not that i’ve been sitting staring at the wall for 2 months..

But in all honesty i feel general frustration and confusion as to whats up with life. Am I just supposed to sit around and work? .. thats the crappiest of crap that ever crapped. The idea of such a thing makes my eyes fall out. And my eyes are happy where they are. I just want something more.. some adventure.. some fun.. something other than the same streets and the same subway stops. Im basically ready to go now! If someone said heres a ticket , heres a job.. I would just grab my wallet and walk out the door. This is definatly the frustration talking … I know society is what it is and I’ve gotta live in it. But, it seems that just working is just that! Just working. Well that doesn’t really fullfill my human life in space time. Should there not be something more than just breeding… cause i can sort that one out in about 5 minutes if thats THE point. It all just doesnt seem to fit right now… i’m out of my century. I should have been born in the age of ‘space ninjas’, or just ’ninjas’. Why was I born in the time of ‘no ninjas’?!?

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE START A COLONY ON THE MOON OR SOMETHING!!!

So.. as a resolve.. I have applied for a bunch of jobs in Korea and Japan .. adventure mixed with money as far as I can tell. Its the best I can think of thats plausable right now and maybe the change of everything will shake up the funk and I’ll get back on track for intiating the first wave of space colonization. Hopefully in the next 2 - 3 weeks ill be outa here. I hope I get something good…. if not .. well .. fuck i dont know.

anyways… pray for mojo…

here are a very few pics of my last weeks..

The poison ivy as it ravaged me from the waist down…

Gananoque where my parents live..

Le Maison du Richardson.

Wilno wedding party with Deep River peeps

I’ll go out with the GLOBE OF POWER!… After this my pants fell down… you know it!

Things are spiraling and its coming to the point where i will land somewhere with a job soonish.
Spent most of the last 2 weeks with the famile… visiting n’stuff. I made it back to T. for Canada day … watched superman with all his super emotions. Superheros should only have two emotions. They are : party or rage. Pick one and I shall be entertained. Basically all I want to see is someone have as much fun as superhumanly possible or blow up an equal amount of stuff.

I looked into working out west and made some calls.. theres tonnes of work apparently, but its a mission and I’m worried that if i go out there I’ll just end up with a job like i could get here. So …

.. basically im gonna get a job in asia in a higher paying country (Hong Kong, Japan, Korea, Austrailia), cause i need money, then i will continue ‘le adventure du surfing party ultra dragons’. Things that will influence my choice will be the availability of surfing,fighting, and how much they will pay. It may bank more on the surfing/fighting. I may be trying to work for money but even then I will still choose fun over MORE money. ENOUGH money is indeed.. enough.

So… get your Matt while you can, cause all directions are pointing to fun. Tommorow I go to get my new pastport because i filled my old one to the last page. I will not be back until i match that with my new pastport.