Laos..

I really like Laos.

First, it’s even more laid back then Thailand which is incredible. But most importantly.. all the girls are hot. Either an asteroid landed here and contained a radioactive engergy that makes you breed only hottness… or the mix of Siam/Chinese does it. Either way.. I spend my days in the Capital Vientenne eating at french restaurants , drinking beer Lao, and smiling at girls. Its Awesome!! Also one dollar = 10′000 kip.. so i’m a millionaire!! Instead of sleeping on sheets i just dump all my money on my bed and roll around in it… glorious.

Tonight i’m off to Pakxe in the south of Lao… 14hr bus ride… should be an experience. The buses here make Thai buses look like flying chariots of gold. Then i’m off to Cambodia to blow up a cow with a bazzoka.. cause apparently you can do that there.

Its hot… i’m going swimming.

One Response to “Laos..”

  1. Nong Pen says:

    Hi Pee Matt,
    As I said you will like Laos. Hope you enjoy drinking beer laos. Do Lao people understand your Thai? Good luck and be awesome always as you are.

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