Archive for September, 2005

Laos..

Thursday, September 29th, 2005

I really like Laos.

First, it’s even more laid back then Thailand which is incredible. But most importantly.. all the girls are hot. Either an asteroid landed here and contained a radioactive engergy that makes you breed only hottness… or the mix of Siam/Chinese does it. Either way.. I spend my days in the Capital Vientenne eating at french restaurants , drinking beer Lao, and smiling at girls. Its Awesome!! Also one dollar = 10′000 kip.. so i’m a millionaire!! Instead of sleeping on sheets i just dump all my money on my bed and roll around in it… glorious.

Tonight i’m off to Pakxe in the south of Lao… 14hr bus ride… should be an experience. The buses here make Thai buses look like flying chariots of gold. Then i’m off to Cambodia to blow up a cow with a bazzoka.. cause apparently you can do that there.

Its hot… i’m going swimming.

Rainy days..

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005

Hey all…

I’m in Lao.. Vientienne to be exact. (If i spelt it right).

Not much is that new. Was teaching english camps all over the north and north east.. now I’m off for fun in Lao and Cambodia soon. I’ve been drinking beer Lao for a while now.. so my so sobriety is in question. In fact I would say the question is pointless at this point…

wish me luck :P

I’m not dead, I’m just conserving my solar enery..

Monday, September 19th, 2005

Yeah I haven’t posted in a while.. mainly due to lazyness. I’m mean, come on dudes, I’m in Thailand. I’ll get to it whenever.. which happens to not be now.

I have pictures of Jungle, of temples, of North Thailand and the Burmese boarder.. but they will come later. Yet again.. i am lazy.

I just finished some english teacher training camps, and right now I’m in Bangkok about to do another English Camp. I have to take the kids on the over night train to Chaing Mai, then do english camp with them there, then over night train back to Bangkok 4 days later. I’ve also hooked up a full time job in Korat for next semster and have to take a interview with a Thai teacher.

Other than that.. traveling..etc. etc.. at one point I fell down a waterfall.. seems that I have become impervious to physical blows while travelling Thailand…I am convinced of this due to the fact that I am still alive. Excellent.

Super powers completed list :
1. Being more awesome then humanly possible
2. Capable of turing into mist
3. Can use shadows as weapons
4. Does not need to breath oxygen
5. Impervious to physical blows.

.. I’ll be around.. I think im going to go to Vietnam soon.

Happy Birthday to ME!

Monday, September 5th, 2005

Had my birthday yesturday, which for anyone backhome is today still..

It was good, I was in the middle of a jungle trek so it offically started while I was in the jungle sleeping in a bamboo hut. The people I was treking with woke me up at midnight and tried to convince me it was 7:30am and I was late… somehow the stars that were still out had me unconvinced. But it was fun, and we had a birthday beer at midnight in the middle of a jungle so that was cool. Eventually we got to sleep…After that it was elephant rides and white water rafting.. through the jungle until eventually we weren’t in the jungle anymore.

Last night was a big party… way to much redbull, coke and sam song… and Thai redbull is the real deal.. oi.

Today im just recovering and trying to figure out where i want to go next, I have to do some teaching in a week (payed!!) .. so I can stray too far of the beaten path.

Island life..

Thursday, September 1st, 2005

I have moved on from the island paradise.. mainly cause its $$$$ and am now in the north of Thailand.. Chaing Mai. I left beaches and sun.. for mountains and moonsoon.

The islands were excellent.. its like living in a dream. And scuba diving is like being on the discovery channel..

And in the end.. we got to watch an Italian girl walk off the end of a peir.. second funniest thing ever! Luke.. nothing beats the “brown belt” moment.

Motorbike style on Kho Phan-ngan
motorbike
Elepants!
elephant
This is Bottle Beach on Phan-ngan.. where i stayed for about 5 days.. The only way to get there is by boat taxi, no roads.
bottle beach 1
bottle beach 2
Bad light but this is supposed to be me on the beach.
me on BB
Full moon party on Phan ngan, ever time some one dies at this party.. same same this time (dont know if its actually true though) ..
full moon 1
fire spinning ..
fire spin
morning approaches after 8hrs of partying..not sure if you can see in this photo but people were pass out everywhere.. quite funny and pitiful.
full moon morning
full moon 4
Kho Tao island.. land of scuba.
kho tao

Main strip in Kho Tao..
main strip
sunset numero uno!
sun set1
duo!
sunset 2
Muai Thai night on the island.. i trained here for a few days, but constant scuba is tiring. It puts tonnes of Nitrogen in your blood which isnt so helpfull for exercise… plus my feet are covered in cuts from coral adding another level of pain.. oi.
maui thai
I am for scuba!
I am for scuba
After scuba.. there is only love.. and beer Chang.
after scuba
More sunsets!
sunset 3
susnet 4
Boat we dive off of at a dive site somewhere in the Gulf of Thailand.. I dunno where.
boat and island
Me giving as much love as possible to my air tank before going night diving. Diving at night is sweet…
love
Dive squad Turbo Delta Excellence.
team
Chang o’clock.
chang oclock
It wouldnt be island life with out surgary blue drinks.
cotails
You know it.. GUN SHOW!
tattoo
And the train to Chaing Mai.. wake up to a Chang.
train ride..

.. time to go see temples and stuff.