Endoscopy baby.

So I went to the hospital this morning for a gastroscopy (that’s when they stick a camera down your throat). It was totally easy - I showed up, read a book for a bit until it was my turn and then laid down on a bed. They put a needle in my hand and I was asleep before I could even turn on my side, and then I woke up in the recovery room and I was good to go. The doctor was right there when I woke up, apparently everything is normal in me (at least in that area). The worst part of that ordeal was that I couldn’t eat at all yesterday and today until the appointment was over. Needless to say once it was done I had the best goddamned breakfast of my entire life.

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  1. Ron said,

    January 11, 2006 @ 7:44 pm

    I had one once. It was kinda neat being all doped up like that.

    Glad to hear your guts are fine :)

  2. Luke said,

    January 11, 2006 @ 7:46 pm

    Truthfully though I was hoping for better dope. Being asleep through the whole thing was nice, but I was expecting to have a good buzz after I woke up. Sadly I was sober as a judge.

  3. Ron said,

    January 11, 2006 @ 7:51 pm

    Bummer, I got to be semi-conscious throughout the proceedure. I had a good buzz indeed, and a great sleep afterwards.

  4. NegZero said,

    January 11, 2006 @ 9:51 pm

    You still having Heart Burn issues or something Luke? Or you just like things down your throat? In all seriousness though, everything OK?

  5. Luke said,

    January 11, 2006 @ 9:54 pm

    Yeah, always had gastrointentinal reflux, which is pretty much heartburn. It’s all good with a pill a day (Nexium), they just occasionally want to check and make sure there’s no physical damage to my stomach.

    Plus, yeah, I like the deep throat action.

  6. Matt said,

    January 12, 2006 @ 9:43 pm

    ^ thats the only reason we’re still friends.

  7. derek said,

    January 12, 2006 @ 11:57 pm

    ^ that’s the only reason we’re still friends.

    … and so on.

  8. matt said,

    January 17, 2006 @ 10:06 pm

    hehe.. and so on..

    WE ARE KINGS!

  9. D-Kal said,

    January 18, 2006 @ 8:50 pm

    I tried nexium once. The acid decided that instead of coming back on me it would go out the other end. At that point I decided having heartburn was better than not being able to sit down.

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