Ass.

My laptop at work totally broke today. It all started when some security jerk at O’Hare airport took it from me and dropped it on the cement floor (instantly breaking the DVD drive). So in the two months since then, everything was working, except for one of the monitor hinges busted - no big deal.

‘Till today. When the other monitor hinge broke. Now it looks like a tablet PC, all flayed open and sickly. Goddamnit. To top things off, our network support guy gave me a replacement - with a busted monitor as well! Fuck, I just can’ t win.

6 Comments »

  1. Matt said,

    May 22, 2003 @ 4:19 pm

    I’m like mini-wheats! The grown up in me says “Stop having sex with them!” while the boy inside me says .. “Stop having sex with me!”

  2. Derek said,

    May 22, 2003 @ 4:57 pm

    More tasteless humour (and this is bad):

    Q: What’s black and blue and doesn’t like sex?
    A: The 12 year-old in the trunk.

    Tasteful humour:

    Q: What do you call someone with no Monet?
    A: Baroque.

  3. Luke said,

    May 22, 2003 @ 5:47 pm

    Oh. My. God. That is horrible. I like it!

  4. Ron said,

    May 22, 2003 @ 6:45 pm

    That’s why you laugh at it - because you know how sick it is.

    That sucks about your laptop. Sounds like you are in desperate need of a new one.

  5. Luke said,

    May 22, 2003 @ 7:33 pm

    Yeah no shit. Got a new one (second replacement of the day) - same model, works nicely. Just had to move the hard drive over and that was it, nice to have removable components like that.

  6. Tech Knight said,

    May 22, 2003 @ 10:21 pm

    This showed up on irc:
    http://www.furnation.com/calafin/yiffy/drh-jarjar.jpg

    WARNING: Not suitable for *anyone*

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