This is cool???

Ugh.

Okay, what the fuck is this? This is the “cool new phone” from the latest Matrix. Hello???? This thing looks like a goddamned brick phone from the 80’s! What asshole marketing team decided this was hip?
Honestly, things like this make me just want to cry.

Even the first movie’s phones looked way cooler. Come on. Am I alone on this one? Who would actually be seen with this? (Okay, I can think of one or two people, and they’ll probably comment here.)

I know it seems like I’m picking on this movie a lot, but this really is just unexplicable. This phone reminds of those two assholes in Night at the Roxbury.

If you really want more information on this crime against nature, go to the official super hip-phat-cool site.

3 Comments »

  1. thom said,

    May 20, 2003 @ 4:14 pm

    wtf. when i saw that thing in the movie i thought: well at least they are doing the same phone placement in this movie.

    btw. i actually didnt find the movie bad on the whole tho.

  2. Tech Knight said,

    May 20, 2003 @ 6:02 pm

    Hmm.. I kind of like its security-pad look.

    The marketing associated with the phone may incite me to violence, but I wouldn’t be opposed to owning it.

    I don’t really like the super-small, lots-of-curves motif that many current phones have. :/

    .. That being said though, I don’t even own an active cell phone. I still use my Blackberry 957 for any mobile communication.

  3. Luke said,

    May 20, 2003 @ 7:15 pm

    Oh I’m all over the super-small and curvy thing, I love that sort of profile. I love the design of my new phone - the software on it is absolute shit though.

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